I may be giving in to my dramatic side. Take a look for yourself:
The face on this thing! What the heck?
I removed the hideous golf boy insert, removed all the hardware, painted the entire piece in an off-white and painted the hooks, hinges and clasp with oil-rubbed bronze.
What I planned to use it for was not related to golf, ugly man-children or keys, but jewelry.
It works great for holding my jewelry or it works great at displaying my jewelry for sale.
Either way, it's better than how it started.